Random Conversations With My 9 Year Old

Seed: Mom, why don' t you have an adam's apple?

Me: Because then I'd be your dad instead of your mom.

Seed: (O_o)

Random Grocery Store Encounter

Man: Hi, how are you?

Me: I'm fine *Continues looking at chicken*

Man: Uh huh. *looks at my feet*.....Are those Toms?

Me: No.....They're Teds. * walks away*


Any chance you thought you had is gone. I hate stupid questions. I was clearly wearing toms. (o_O)