Random Conversations With My 9 Year Old

Seed: Mom, why don' t you have an adam's apple?

Me: Because then I'd be your dad instead of your mom.

Seed: (O_o)

Random Conversations With My 9 Year Old

Me: Oh Look! That's a man!

Seed: I knew that, Mom.

Me: How did you know?!

Seed: I saw the flat chest...

Me: That doesn't mean anything, your grandma looked like you when she was 25!

Seed: MOM! I DON'T HAVE SAGGY BOOBS!

Me: I meant she was flat chested, skung bag! YOU DON'T HAVE BOOBS!....YOU HAVE MOSQUITO BITES!

Seed: I do *grabs chest* they grew a whole lot this last month

Me: The *Child BYE* face