I'm actually taking a pretty intense web design class that has been consuming most of my time. If I was more organized with my blogging ( as in, if I used a blog planner) I probably would be better at this.
Any-who....
I'll be back soon enough for those that care. And when I'm back, I might even be launching my own pre-made blog templates shop!! So, see ya'll in 2-3 weeks!
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
We Have Become A Nation Of Punk Ass Parents
"You're being bullied? Let me find out you are letting someone hit you, and you won't kick their ass...."
This is not a democracy...I do not negotiate with kids. Eat your vegetables before you leave that table...I don't give two flying fucks about Mya's mom telling her she only has to eat two bites of broccoli. Mya will get colon cancer because she doesn't eat vegetables and will have everlasting, hot, scorching diarrhea. Do you want that? NO? EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!
I probably am a little bit of a tiger mom...but my daughter is one happy, confident child. She understands what is expected of her...and even when she gives me grief, she is still an overall well mannered and well behaved child...who knows when she sees the tight lips and the death stare, it's time to shape up.
Was what I was always told by cousins, aunts, grandparents, and any other adult in my family that found out I was letting some kid at school 'punk' me, but I had no problem defending myself against my tyrant male cousins who I would punch in the stomach and run from as a form of revenge.
Now, instead of kids fighting back (because everyone wants non-violence) they have to tell administrators who don't give a damn...and the world ends up with school shootings or children committing suicide because their parents are so inept with their noses in their Blackberrys, they don't realize their child is coming home everyday with tears in their eyes and has no friends.
Kids yelling " Fuck You MOM!" and slamming their door.. and parents don't take the door of the hinges because 'kids need privacy too'. When kids get privacy- they end up being on teen mom or becoming home grown terrorists! You get privacy when you pay your own damn bills.
You run in the street- You die. You talk to strangers- they'll kidnap you and stick you in the trunk. You drink bleach- you die. Fuck being nice and sugar coating all that is evil and/or dangerous in the world. That's not my style. To any parent that deem it harsh...Just know I have a kid who never ran into the street, never ran off at an amusement park or a department store. I'm not saying my method is the way...but it sure as hell works for me.
She asked me where babies come from. I told her they came out of their mommy's vagina. End of conversation. The stork bullshit is getting old. I know I will have to explain the logistics of it all...but the idea of a baby coming out of a vagina made her spit her chocolate milk out.. and she wanted nothing else to do with the conversation.
Now, you may be wondering why I titled this post, what it is currently named. Here is why:
Every kid doesn't need a damn certificate to prove that they didn't place first, second or third in a contest. Certificates of Participation were created by punk ass parents who don't want their kids to be sad they lost...now their kids are growing up with this sense of entitlement...everyone owes them something. "I'm 16 now, so I need a smartphone."...smartphone my ass! Get a smart JOB you smartphone wanting smart ass!
Privacy?! I didn't know what that was until I was living on my own! This is Cuba and I am Fidel- I will listen to your phone calls, read your emails and texts...and come in your room without knocking as long as you live in my house and I'm feeding and clothing you.
Privacy?! I didn't know what that was until I was living on my own! This is Cuba and I am Fidel- I will listen to your phone calls, read your emails and texts...and come in your room without knocking as long as you live in my house and I'm feeding and clothing you.
This is not a democracy...I do not negotiate with kids. Eat your vegetables before you leave that table...I don't give two flying fucks about Mya's mom telling her she only has to eat two bites of broccoli. Mya will get colon cancer because she doesn't eat vegetables and will have everlasting, hot, scorching diarrhea. Do you want that? NO? EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!
You make your kids who they are, by the boundaries you set for them.
I probably am a little bit of a tiger mom...but my daughter is one happy, confident child. She understands what is expected of her...and even when she gives me grief, she is still an overall well mannered and well behaved child...who knows when she sees the tight lips and the death stare, it's time to shape up.
Monday, August 27, 2012
Fourth Grade Sour Puss
For the past five school years ( that also includes Head Start) I have taken a picture of her on the first day of school. NOW all of a sudden, it's a hassle ( see picture below)..REALLY?! For serious?! I understand the sun was in her face, but in the past she has made the best of it. Always a real smile, with a cute pose....but she is turning into a sour old man before she even hits puberty!
And yes, she did smack her lips as I was taking the picture. I don't know who this kid gets her sour attitude from, but I am not looking forward to puberty. This past weekend has been hell...My PMS, her pre-tween attitude......*smh*
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Monday, August 20, 2012
Drama- I Rebuke You
Anyone that truly knows me, knows I have absolutely no tolerance for constant whinging/complaining/negativity...bad character and disrespect. I have no time or energy for it in my life, and as soon as I hear it coming into the conversation, I find a way out of the conversation.
One thing I hate, is when you have chosen to not talk about something because it just turns into a big argument, and someone continues to try to FORCE you to talk about it. ESPECIALLY, when they are apart of the problem which caused the drama.
I have no compassion for self inflicted drama, nor do I have respect for anyone who plays the victim and never admits to any wrong doing. I do believe some people are more diabolical than others, but at the end of the day- when it comes to drama, whether it's diabolical or not...it's not healthy and I will not pollute my psyche with garbage that doesn't enrich my life.
And with that...I bid you adieu...and have a wonderful week! LOL
One thing I hate, is when you have chosen to not talk about something because it just turns into a big argument, and someone continues to try to FORCE you to talk about it. ESPECIALLY, when they are apart of the problem which caused the drama.
I have no compassion for self inflicted drama, nor do I have respect for anyone who plays the victim and never admits to any wrong doing. I do believe some people are more diabolical than others, but at the end of the day- when it comes to drama, whether it's diabolical or not...it's not healthy and I will not pollute my psyche with garbage that doesn't enrich my life.
And with that...I bid you adieu...and have a wonderful week! LOL
Friday, August 3, 2012
Things My Grandma Says... That No Grandma Should
"Maybe you should get Satan's balls out of your mouth!" *Flatlined*
Yeah... My granny is one fine specimen .
Yeah... My granny is one fine specimen .
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Online dating Pt.II : Dear Men
It's no secret. I participate in online dating....however it has exposed how much doucheiness goes on, that I never expected. Could it be because I'm older, possibly. Could it be because it's becoming a social norm, and the the online dating population has increased because it is no longer taboo? Yeah, maybe....but have you seen some of the shit on these dating sites??!! I'm not going to pretend like women aren't offenders...they'll get their own separate post, which will be slightly different because I don't date women...but I know what they do wrong when it comes to setting up dating profiles.
This post is for the PENISES- because I really think some guys just don't get it- a first impression means everything...and your profile should make a good first impression, so here you go:
Now, I do not speak for all women who participate in online dating. I can't possibly talk to every woman with a profile...but, there are plenty of women out there who agree. I know these seem like things that don't matter..but they do.
And ladies.....don't get too comfy. You have your own list too....Get ready for part three. Being a fellow WOMAN, there are a few things we need to discuss. *Sits down, folds hands in lap*
This post is for the PENISES- because I really think some guys just don't get it- a first impression means everything...and your profile should make a good first impression, so here you go:
- If you are looking for a serious relationship....Keep your shirt on, unless you are doing an activity that doesn't require a shirt (ex. Swimming). Most women with a brain find shirtless bathroom pics, pics of you flexing SHIRTLESS, a pic of you just....shirtless and oiled down while making a sandwich...just, SHIRTLESS...are FUCKING CHEESY! So let's say a woman sent you a shirtless pic saying she's looking for a gentlemen...yeah, exactly. I'm glad you understand. I'm not even going to touch on shirtless & wearing sunglasses with a dirty bathroom mirror.
- Don't post pictures of you feeding your pet from your mouth. I love my spoiled ass dogs, but lets be real...one licks his asshole...a lot. That might turn a few women off.
- Real men don't cuddle with 'kitties', whilst being serious. Posing with your cat Dr. Evil style is cool- shows you love your cat, without looking like the cover of a magazine that would be sitting on Pee Wee Herman's coffee table. So...unless you're a 6 year old who just got their first pet....do not cuddle wits tha kittays.
- No pic- No date...Why?- Guys who don't post pics are probably in relationships so they don't want anyone in the city they live in that they possibly know, to see them looking for a side piece.... or, they have something to hide...
- Putting " I stack chips" as a profession is immature. You don't have to put exactly what you do if you don't feel comfortable...but at least put the industry you work in. Example: Mine use to say non profit organization....after that it said communications industry. You're not listing your fancy sounding title that may lure a golddigger, but you also show that you are an adult by not saying "If it don't make dollas, it don't make sense".
- Please, put SOMETHING in the about me section. Not any lame ass, lazy ' If you want to know me, just ask." It doesn't have to talk about when you learned to ride a bike, and your first broken heart..but at least type 300 words! Lazy entries tell women 'I'm not even going to waste my time putting effort into meeting someone, and I want you to do all the work'. If you are looking for a desperate woman...that might work.
- This is a BIG one: READ HER PROFILE!!! You may feel like it's a waste of time...but personally, when someone starts asking me EVERYTHING that I listed in my about me section- that tells me they are only thinking with their penis...which isn't a problem...kinda. glad I'm attractive...but it can really turn someone off because it feels like you're not interested in getting to know them..you saw a cute picture that made Mr. Johnson get excited....and that's all that matters.
- Messages like 'Hey Sexy, we should get to know each other a little better' are equivalent to an old man pinching your ass in the grocery line, and telling you how he'd love to roll around in the hay with a black woman before he dies...*flashback* sorry...(o_O)
- Your tough guy/gangster/too cool for school poses do not go unnoticed. We laugh at them.
- If a woman doesn't message you back within 24 hours, when she was online for an hour when you sent the message...she's probably not interested. So don't continue to send messages saying the EXACT same thing in hopes of the other messages just not getting transmitted. Some women aren't bold enough to just say I'm not interested out of fear of how some guys react to rejection. Sure, it's online...why be so shy you say? It is what it is. A good way to fix this is send a 'flirt' or a 'wink' or whatever button your particular dating site provides to "test the waters".
- If your username is '
KillerCreamPie'....um....yeah. Only whores will be interested.
Now, I do not speak for all women who participate in online dating. I can't possibly talk to every woman with a profile...but, there are plenty of women out there who agree. I know these seem like things that don't matter..but they do.
And ladies.....don't get too comfy. You have your own list too....Get ready for part three. Being a fellow WOMAN, there are a few things we need to discuss. *Sits down, folds hands in lap*
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
The BUM Identity
Just for the sake of his own privacy, We will call him Seymore Butts. Because he’s a fucking buttface for lying about something so dumb.
So, I met this guy April 2011. I’ve only seen twice up to this point, but we have been in contact with each other every day since then.We have both even talked about being an item, but due to certain circumstance ( 1 being I moved to another state to continue my education and he now lives in another state for work purposes) it just isn’t possible.
I began to get suspicious when we were talking about tattoos, and I couldn’t remember how many he said he had. He told me, I remembered…then he mentioned one on his stomach which I didn’ t remember. I asked him what it said, he said ‘Makaveli’ as in the Tupac album…not the real Niccolo Machiavelli.I just thought ‘ Ok, he really loves Tupac’ . …but it was still weird. But then,after talking to him about some family issues…I realized I didn’t really know that much about him as I thought. He hardly talked about his siblings..to the point were I think he has never told me their names. Then,I just feel like I’m still in the dark about some other stuff. So, with all this mystery + the ‘Makaveli’ Tat, I thought…maybe he’s just trying to escape something…maybe he had a dark period and wants to start with a clean slate…he still doesn’t really KNOW me since we haven’t spent time together and doesn’t feel comfortable telling me.
Blah blah blah…countdown to yesterday.I was doing a reverse phone lookup to indentify some unidentified cell phone calls I received. Something told me- do a reverse look up on his email address. I found it weird that only his first name was displayed on his personal email….never thought of it before, but now it bothered me.I type it in one of those people search sites and BAM! Seymore Butts was now all of a sudden named Seymore Ass. Same first name…completely different last name.Looked up his old address,.. BAM previous tenant- Seymore Ass…NOT BUTTS!!!
7/30/2012 – I receive the usual Good Morning message from Seymore, and he asked me how I slept. Told him I slept great outside to the weird dream I ‘had’. I lied, I cant even remember my dream. Anyway, I told him I had a weird dream that everyone was lying to me about who they are. The environment I was living in wasn’t familiar and someone I thought I was close to, lied to me about their name and where they were from and everything about them. That was at 8am. Normally he calls me during lunch or texts me….I haven’t heard back yet. I guess my fake ‘dream’ has him scurred. Lying ass coward. He was probably a fucking serial killer anyway.
So, I met this guy April 2011. I’ve only seen twice up to this point, but we have been in contact with each other every day since then.We have both even talked about being an item, but due to certain circumstance ( 1 being I moved to another state to continue my education and he now lives in another state for work purposes) it just isn’t possible.
I began to get suspicious when we were talking about tattoos, and I couldn’t remember how many he said he had. He told me, I remembered…then he mentioned one on his stomach which I didn’ t remember. I asked him what it said, he said ‘Makaveli’ as in the Tupac album…not the real Niccolo Machiavelli.I just thought ‘ Ok, he really loves Tupac’ . …but it was still weird. But then,after talking to him about some family issues…I realized I didn’t really know that much about him as I thought. He hardly talked about his siblings..to the point were I think he has never told me their names. Then,I just feel like I’m still in the dark about some other stuff. So, with all this mystery + the ‘Makaveli’ Tat, I thought…maybe he’s just trying to escape something…maybe he had a dark period and wants to start with a clean slate…he still doesn’t really KNOW me since we haven’t spent time together and doesn’t feel comfortable telling me.
Blah blah blah…countdown to yesterday.I was doing a reverse phone lookup to indentify some unidentified cell phone calls I received. Something told me- do a reverse look up on his email address. I found it weird that only his first name was displayed on his personal email….never thought of it before, but now it bothered me.I type it in one of those people search sites and BAM! Seymore Butts was now all of a sudden named Seymore Ass. Same first name…completely different last name.Looked up his old address,.. BAM previous tenant- Seymore Ass…NOT BUTTS!!!
7/30/2012 – I receive the usual Good Morning message from Seymore, and he asked me how I slept. Told him I slept great outside to the weird dream I ‘had’. I lied, I cant even remember my dream. Anyway, I told him I had a weird dream that everyone was lying to me about who they are. The environment I was living in wasn’t familiar and someone I thought I was close to, lied to me about their name and where they were from and everything about them. That was at 8am. Normally he calls me during lunch or texts me….I haven’t heard back yet. I guess my fake ‘dream’ has him scurred. Lying ass coward. He was probably a fucking serial killer anyway.
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Random Grocery Store Encounter
Man: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm fine *Continues looking at chicken*
Man: Uh huh. *looks at my feet*.....Are those Toms?
Me: No.....They're Teds. * walks away*
Any chance you thought you had is gone. I hate stupid questions. I was clearly wearing toms. (o_O)
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Why I Hate Dating Websites
Ok. so I'm in school full time, I hate going to clubs and most of my time is spent at home doing homework, but it sucks not having anyone to call when I do have free time. There is my Canada boy, but he's 1500 miles away, and I haven't seen him in 6 months. We talk regularly, but I consider him more of a pen pal than someone to actually try to be in a relationship with.
Back to my point.
I created a dating profile, and it SUCKS! I mean, it's better than the old men that have been approaching me normally...with missing teeth, walkers and whatnot. Or the guy with cornrows with beads on the ends, and the gold teeth....Or the one Mexican Gang member with tattooed eyebrows that really ' Dug my body'..(please note: the fact that he was mexican had nothing to do with it...the fact that he was a gang member with tattooed eyebrows was the issue.) So here are my options:
1. The Jarhead who kinda looks like a juice head but I'm not going to assume he's on roids. Lives two hours away, really good looking....but he 5 years younger than me and I don't know how I feel about that.
2. The computer engineer that's 4'11"- Nuff said.
3.They guy who is CLEARLY lying about his age, and his mom jeans told me so.
4. The guy who has horrible spelling and decided to skip the guided communication and get straight to emailing me ( because you don't have any use for those questions in the guided communication...so why not just email directly.)
5. The Stalker who likes every one of your photos then ALSO sends a large 3 paragraph email ( yes, he skipped the guided communication also.)...coming on too strong!
Everyone else I have been 'matched' with aren't all that interesting. *le sigh* This is why I enjoy being single....looking for a mate is too much work.
1. The Jarhead who kinda looks like a juice head but I'm not going to assume he's on roids. Lives two hours away, really good looking....but he 5 years younger than me and I don't know how I feel about that.
2. The computer engineer that's 4'11"- Nuff said.
3.They guy who is CLEARLY lying about his age, and his mom jeans told me so.
4. The guy who has horrible spelling and decided to skip the guided communication and get straight to emailing me ( because you don't have any use for those questions in the guided communication...so why not just email directly.)
5. The Stalker who likes every one of your photos then ALSO sends a large 3 paragraph email ( yes, he skipped the guided communication also.)...coming on too strong!
Everyone else I have been 'matched' with aren't all that interesting. *le sigh* This is why I enjoy being single....looking for a mate is too much work.
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