Me: Oh Look! That's a man!
Seed: I knew that, Mom.
Me: How did you know?!
Seed: I saw the flat chest...
Me: That doesn't mean anything, your grandma looked like you when she was 25!
Seed: MOM! I DON'T HAVE SAGGY BOOBS!
Me: I meant she was flat chested, skung bag! YOU DON'T HAVE BOOBS!....YOU HAVE MOSQUITO BITES!
Seed: I do *grabs chest* they grew a whole lot this last month
Me: The *Child BYE* face